Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Funny Story

I hope this makes someone besides me laugh:

So I dislocated my jaw last week making fish noises with my preschool. We were singing "Old MacDonald Had A Farm" and we were on the fish when the right side of my jaw made a terrible crunching/popping/grinding sound and it hurt like hell right at the socket. It popped right back in, but I couldn't hardly chew for two days and a week later it's still a little sore. How's that for injury on the job?

PS If you don't know what a fish sounds like you need to use your imagination. Here's a pic of a new member of our neighborhood to commemorate the event:


Sunday, June 24, 2007

Party Time!

To make up for the lack of photos in the last posting, here are some from last night's partying. We gathered to send off Sarah, who has finished her year long stint in Korea. We partying until the sun came up and the metro reopened at 5:30 in the morning. A great time was had by all! Thanks to Tanja for sending me these pics!

From r-l: Karen, Marty, Sarah, Gabe, Stacey getting ready at a love motel. Karen, Sarah, and Stacey are all teachers at our school. Added to this pic is Jason, on the left, who is a teacher at our school.Chatting with Marty. I replaced her at SLP. She didn't like our school so she got out of her contract and currenty works at another hogwan.

Me and Stacey. Stacey is the new teacher who is replacing Sarah. She just arrived four days ago.

Sarah taking a puff off the hookah. We started the night off by going to a hookah bar.



Me, Shioban and Tanja. Shioban teaches at another school.

With Marely on the dance floor. She's another teacher at our school.

Thursday, June 21, 2007

The Most Confucian of Societies

So I haven't written anything in awhile because nothing too fascinating has occurred. And I don't have any photos to compliment this blog. I'll try harder next week. Promise. :-) The weekend before last I met someone who happens to be in the Broadway Asia rendition of The King and I. He offered me free tickets so I took him up on it and brought a friend with me. Pretty good! And it was neat to see someone I knew onstage. He was part of the ensemble so he didn't have a huge part, but nonetheless... The day after the play I tried to go hiking in Bukhansan National Park. It's a park that's on the north side of the city that encompasses some mountains and is actually partially within Seoul city boundaries. It's supposed to be a great place to hike but I couldn't find the bus that was supposed to take me there. Instead it turned out to be a rather frustrating afternoon. As a Korean would say: "Aish!!"

Last weekend was rather uneventful as well. I went to a neighborhood called Namdaemun. It's about five square blocks of open markets. They sell mainly clothes and food, but you can find a lot everything. Koreans are entrepreneurs at heart. I've been told that when someone doesn't know what to do with their life they just open a store. Consequently there are many duplicated stores. On my street alone, which is barely a quarter mile long, I've counted four barber shops/beauty salons, four convenience stores and thirteen restaurants. And that's just on my street! I guess these people who own their own businesses make a living despite there being so many duplications, otherwise they wouldn't do it, but they're certainly not rich. Consequently, there aren't too many big chain stores here. And ones that have tried to enter, like Walmart, end up failing. Though those that survive are extremely popular. Walmart had to pull out of South Korea last year which is refreshing, I think, because the E-Mart across from school used to be a Walmart. If I had to see that American conglomerate everyday, being on the other side of the world in Korea, I'd get sick.

Everyone is an entrepreneur though. Wrinkled old women sit on the sidewalk selling their lettuce and garlic they've grown themselves under the highway underpass. (When you don't have your own backyard, you use any available strip of soil you can.) Men go from subway car to subway car peddling the most random stuff: umbrellas, toys, knives, gum, bandaids, you name it.

Koreans work their butts off too. The lady who owns the convenience store beside our apartment is there everyday all day until midnight. No exceptions. And the people on the metro, you can just see how exhausted they are. All the people who get to sit down are usually asleep. And a lot of people work on Saturdays too. Several of the non-teaching staff members at our school come in every Saturday for part of the day. For what ungodly reason I can't imagine. I have no idea what they do that can't wait until Monday, but they're there, every Saturday.

I think Asians in general, and East Asians in particular, are very hard workers, which is why they are so successful. A lot of it has to do with them being a Confucian based culture. I've read that culturally Korea is the most "Confucian" country. Confucianism places the majority of its emphasis on hard work and education. And they do start their work ethic young! One of our preschool parents wants us to give the students--the 5 and 6 year olds--homework. We refuse. The children here already have no lives. We want them to keep what little childhood they do have.

I would hate to be a child in Korea. There is no summer break like in the States. They go to school year round with only one or two weeks off in the summer and the same during Christmas. They also go to school for half a day on Saturdays. On top of that they go places like my hogwan after school to continue their studies--so basically they go to school after school. How bad does that suck? All of my older students have at least one or two other hogwans they go to everyday, in addition to English. Plus they have sports and music lessons. The short of it is, when my students act up in class or don't do their homework, I generally let it go, because those poor kids are already in hell and I'm part of the cause

A hogwan, by the way, is a private school that specializes in teaching one subject-like English or math. They supposedly have some really odd ones though, like video game hogwan (specifically Starcraft) and Lego hogwan. Yeah. So I've been told.

On a different note...my summer is shaping up to be a good one! Next weekend I'm going to the beach in Busan which is in the south of the country. Two weekends after that I'll be going to the Mud Festival in Boreyong-it's a small town in the middle of the west coast. Then, two weeks after that is our summer vacation. My roommate and I are going to the southwestern part of Korea and Jeju Island. It all should make for a great summer and good blogging!

Phrase of the Day: Nail pope shee da! See you tomorrow!

Tuesday, June 5, 2007

Miracle Bridges and Birthday Parties


Time is flying by. I've already blown by my one month mark and am well into month number two. Not too much exciting has occurred, which is why I didn't write last week.

Last weekend Tanja and I went to see the "Miracle Floating Bridge" over the Han River before heading to our Korean class. It was put up for a festival last month but will be taken down soon. It was pretty cool. It's a footbridge that floats just below the surface so you have to wade through a foot of water while walking across. It did make you feel like you were walking on water. The one gross thing about it though, was that the bridge caught a lot of trash and debris which they did not clean up. So the water was pretty dirty. Whatever. I haven't gotten a foot fungus [yet]. The other river photo is of downtown Seoul. The gold building is Building 63--the tallest building in Korea at 63 stories high. I went up it my 3rd day in Korea. The photo of the sign is a fun example of some of their brilliant English. At least they try.

This past weekend Tanja found out the World Beach Volleyball Tour was going on, so we decided to see the beautiful people play volleyball. It was great time. Perfect summer weather too. It was hot and we got some sun. We watched the women from China and Brazil duke it out. Unfortunately, we had to get to class before it finished, but we were rooting for Brazil. When we left they had each won a set.

This week is shaping up to be a great one work-wise. Yesterday we had a birthday party for one of my preschoolers, Min Suh. Birthdays are great because the parents bring in cake and tons of fruit and chips. The cakes here taste amazing. They're very light and not greasy. So much better than most store bought cakes in the States. Today was Korean Memorial Day so we had the day off. I went out and partied with some friends last night so I didn't do much today. And another student, Tae Hyung, has a birthday tomorrow! Woohoo!
Min Suh blowing out his candles. In the group photo from left to right: You-ah, the Korean teacher I sharet his class with, In-Young, Tae Hyung, Joseph, Seung Yun, Yoo Jeen, Min Suh, Ji Soo, Tae Sun, Star, me, & Danny. Then there's a cute pic of Tae Hyung, whose birthday is tomorrow.